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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1982 (32 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74092) - you deserved it (5905)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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