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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 November 1994 (20 years)
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About Sonotsuave : FML moments make up my life...theres no escaping them lol

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Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML


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