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Son_of_Helghan
  • Town/Country : Arkansas, Hell
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 682
  • Number of comments : 177
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Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11696) - you deserved it (25822)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22091) - you deserved it (20101)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69788) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

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On 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by Richmond24 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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