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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2337
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6100) - you deserved it (22753)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27422) - you deserved it (8648)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32194) - you deserved it (19709)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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