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Someone_somewere
  • Town/Country : Cypress, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1190
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Someone_somewere : I like cheese!! and I like being random...... if you couldn't tell haha

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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (16425) - you deserved it (4689)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766 (374)

I agree, your life sucks (29888) - you deserved it (10864)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575 (276)

I agree, your life sucks (35974) - you deserved it (10384)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

#12638821 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (20988) - you deserved it (1955)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by home owner - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873 (440)

I agree, your life sucks (72177) - you deserved it (7429)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)