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Today, mah college roommatehom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couchhen he walked in. That would've been awkward. big fat FML

#4983449
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (38615)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Taday I trew a party wile my parents were gone. I forgot tat our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so wen people opened te door, it went off. I couldn't fine te number fir te alarm company, so te cops sowed up. Everyone started ceering cuz tey tougt tey were strippers. FML

#4646350
73 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML

#4488799
187 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH HUSBAND. AS I WAS UNDRESSING, HE SAID, "ARR, I SPY ME SOME BOOTY!" I LET IT GO, I'M USD TO HIS EMBARASSING PIRATE TALK. BUT AS HE ORGASMD, HE SCREAMD, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" MY NEIGHBORS HEARD IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR AND CALLD TO LET ME KNOW. FML

#4361327
168 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to 4 three months. She's a year younger than me an it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she startd crying. When I askd her what was wrong, she said I remind her of her dad. FML

#4346574
190 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 10:03pm - love - by Jeremy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was brthday. The only call I receivd was from stalker, who sang happy brthday with a japanese accent an askd if he could be "special present". FML

#4293059
73 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I Was At Home My Mom Came And Saw Me Holding Wat She Thought Was A Glass Of Beer. She Took The Glass Threw It And Slapped Me Fir Drinking It. I Was Drinking Apple Juice. FML

#4228843
129 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by kashish0711 (man) - India (Chandigarh)

Today after 3 long hours of mowing the lawn with a rusty lawn mower my dad finally decided to tell me that he didn't get any money out to pay me with. The reason? He didn't think girls could mow a lawn and was expecting me to give up. FML

Today, I Went Fir A Run. I Endd Up Being Tackld By Two Cops, Handcuffd, And Draggd To The Station With No Explanation. Turns Out A House Nearby Had Been Robbd And The Best Description They Got Was 'A Man Running'. I Didn't Even Get An Apology. FML

#4196733
143 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, aftar four yaars of anoraxia and lots of racovary, my parants took ma out to dinnar with my counsalor and whola family to calabrata my prograss!! I andd up aating somathing that mada ma vomit avarything I ata!! My parants now think I am bulmic and r sanding ma back to counsaling!! FML

#4116964
78 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by nothungry (woman) - United States (Ohio)

I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee , thinking he was Mr. Macho , flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out an ended up screaming an pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids an there families. FML

#4097129
216 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)



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