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SofiaM
  • Town/Country : Nice, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 10818
  • Number of comments : 19
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Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (7538)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38458) - you deserved it (4939)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:16am - love - by Imaginary girlfriend - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML



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