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SofaKingPretty

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 569
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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SofaKingPretty's favorite FMLs

Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13402) - you deserved it (47446)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13402) - you deserved it (47446)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

#15831964
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38318) - you deserved it (20659)

On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

Today, while having sex for our first time, my boyfriend decided to test out a theory he heard about, that conversation during sex makes it more enjoyable. His way of doing it? He looked me straight in the eye and asked "How 'bout them Brewers?" We're from Wisconsin. That's our local sports team. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29463) - you deserved it (4702)

On 07/22/2010 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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