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  • Number of visits : 228
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13011) - you deserved it (46698)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13011) - you deserved it (46698)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

#15831964
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37525) - you deserved it (20428)

On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

Today, while having sex for our first time, my boyfriend decided to test out a theory he heard about, that conversation during sex makes it more enjoyable. His way of doing it? He looked me straight in the eye and asked "How 'bout them Brewers?" We're from Wisconsin. That's our local sports team. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (4694)

On 07/22/2010 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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