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Sodapop40
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sodapop40 : Hi, I'm Kirsten and I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach.

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16122) - you deserved it (32348)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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211 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
434 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (21130) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

#11215997
153 comments

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On 06/15/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by Keaton - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

#2593588
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On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said i was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

#267398
71 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by GreenScar (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)



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