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by chchboy / 05/22/2012 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
by bronco_lover89 / 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/21/2012 at 7:14pm / United States / Love
by Rebecca / 05/21/2012 at 10:11am / United States (Texas) / Work
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
by Keaton / 06/15/2010 at 12:58pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
by Mew / 06/04/2009 at 8:07am / United States (California) / Work
by GreenScar / 03/11/2009 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
by JLoistheBomb / 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we… Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?"… Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit…