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About Sodapop40 : Hi, I'm Kirsten and I love grunge music & nature.

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Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (6733)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (8108) - you deserved it (36876)

On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (4943)

On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (46762)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37979) - you deserved it (2636)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67858) - you deserved it (7050)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43784) - you deserved it (28055) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68337) - you deserved it (3904)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64378) - you deserved it (5332)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by GreenScar (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

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