Sodapop40

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/23/2014 at 8:52pm)

Sodapop40

9Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4753
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Sodapop40 : Hi, I'm Kirsten and I love grunge music & nature.

Sodapop40's page activity

Visits<b>raving_heskey</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 12:17am<b>RealChewyPiano</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 2:59am<b>queenxriley_</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 6:47pm<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 6:36pm<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 5:49am<b>EevieBear</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 12:28am<b>AmeliusBee</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 2:18am<b>h3llsbells</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 11:05pm<b>isabelc</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 10:09pm<b>Geoffelosophy</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 10:53am<b>YDISM</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 1:09am<b>noodlemantra</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:01pm<b>Jrsmommy2014</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:45am<b>arich6210</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:18am<b>Japaneseteabag</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 2:45pm<b>Swarley4</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 4:31am<b>Poyzin7323</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 7:53pm

Fucked!<b>mptb9997</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 5:05am<b>killomp</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 5:18am<b>dno79</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 6:06pm<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 2:57pm<b>abby1212</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:00pm<b>music_lover555</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 8:47am<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:54pm<b>Asher_X</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:40pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 4:34am

Sodapop40's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

See all of Sodapop40's badges

Sodapop40's favorite FMLs

Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML

by anon / 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

by thwack / 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Work

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML

by that guy / 05/24/2012 at 12:41pm / United States / Geek

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML

by td1078 / 05/24/2012 at 11:50am / United States (Maryland) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 5:14pm / United States / Money

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 1:20pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Love

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

by alexo / 05/23/2012 at 11:52am / United States / Transportation

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

by littlebigbrother / 05/23/2012 at 2:13am / Japan / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm / United States / Kids

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

by fuq / 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 2:05pm / Puerto Rico / Miscellaneous

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

by ordinaryday / 05/22/2012 at 8:21am / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

by Rick / 05/22/2012 at 7:02am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous