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A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar
Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML
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Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)
Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Karate Kid (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after 5 months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight". She allowed me all of 4 minutes of feeling good about myself. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by daddyowl - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by Notasinner (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm - animals - by XxEmoWolfiexX (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by Byebye - Netherlands (Groningen)
Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 12:41pm - misc - by that guy - United States
Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by td1078 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
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