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About Sodapop40 : Hi, I'm Kirsten and I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach. Seriously tho, I'm pretty laid back and "chill." I love psychology and anything to do with it. I'm obsessed. I LOVE the outdoors, and wildlife. If I could live in the forest, planting and hunting my own food, I would. I have always had a.... spiritual connection, with nature and animals since I could remember. Although I live in the city, I'm only truly happy when I'm in the country or mountains. I'm also pretty athletic and have played pretty much every sport sometime during my life. I have played hockey, baseball, soccer, swimming, etc. Right now I'm focusing on basketball. I'm starting to get into kayaking, stand-up paddeling and hiking. I have 2 sisters and a nephew. I have 2 dogs; a Rottweiler and a Jack Russell. So yeah, that's pretty much it. if you have any questions, or would like to chat, feel free to message me. I love talking to new people :)
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Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, a week after I lost my wallet, replaced the majority of my ID cards, canceled my debit card, and went to the DMV and paid for a replacement driver's license, I found my wallet. It was in my shoe. FML
Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML
Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML
Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
Friday 6 December 2013