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Today, I had to get the manager of a grocery store to explain to his employee how coupons work. The employee had refused to accept the coupons I was using, for fear that, "they will be deducted from my paycheck." FML
by brunurb / 05/29/2012 at 7:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by Ella / 05/29/2012 at 1:14am / United States / Health
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
by The Bearded Woman / 05/29/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Hungrey / 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm / United States / Health
by dany / 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
by Never Work With Animals or Children / 05/26/2012 at 7:06am / United States (California) / Kids
by TheL1nds / 05/26/2012 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, a week after I lost my wallet, replaced the majority of my ID cards, canceled my debit card, and went to the DMV and paid for a replacement driver's license, I found my wallet. It was in my shoe. FML
by eddiemusicjazz / 05/26/2012 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ilovemymomma / 05/26/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by MALICEG / 05/26/2012 at 3:00am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm / United States / Kids
Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML
by MySummerinEurope / 05/25/2012 at 6:59pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Intimacy
by KieRendan / 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
- Today, on a train, a little boy and girl come up to me and ask how babies are made. Already pretty… Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to… Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to…
- Today, my husband asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told him I didn't want anything I just… Today, I was on my way home from a long night shift, exhausted beyond belief. While walking down my… Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her…