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by Madridsta / 06/28/2014 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
by megangubler / 05/26/2014 at 6:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl came up and hugged me. At first I was frightened, but then I asked who she was. Turns out she was the kid I babysat for 3 years. She cried when she realized I didn't remember her, then threw gravel in my face and ran away. FML
by haleymcaldwell / 11/12/2013 at 1:43pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
by OfCourse / 06/27/2009 at 1:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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