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About SoccerReff : I am only doing this for funzies btw
I love cars, sports and rock music. It's sorta not feminine, but i really don't care. It makes it easier to relate to guys in away. My favorite car is a Lotus Elise, I plan to get one when I am older. I love soccer, my favorite team is Real Madrid. Finally my favorite band is Breaking Benjamin.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -
Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
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On 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by ihateseagulls (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I was late for the bus. I chased after it for 3 blocks until I realized that the bus driver was laughing at me trying to catch her. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 1:08am - work - by Matt - United States (Michigan)
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