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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

#20028986
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47305) - you deserved it (3354)

On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

#16820991
157 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm - kids - by Monroe - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

#16800264
220 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
164 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

#16715265
82 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
145 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

#16714165
119 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
87 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

#16708648
204 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
103 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

#16704892
80 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

#16694392
251 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

#16693416
102 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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