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About SoccerBrooke : I love to play sports and Minecraft!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Friday 19 September 2014