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Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9159) - you deserved it (29859)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (147890) - you deserved it (55392)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16210) - you deserved it (1209)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:12am - misc - by Mudfence - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3475) - you deserved it (28899)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)



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