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  • Number of visits : 793
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Sober1128 : 22. Engaged. Nyc. Model.

Typically friendly until someone is unjust. Typically.

Fell free to message me but don't be a creep. If you're going to hit on me - don't waste your time. Not looking.

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Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (117518) - you deserved it (7093) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40541) - you deserved it (6937)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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