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SnuWolf
  • Town/Country : Couer d' Alene, 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 93
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SnuWolf : Don't like me? K.
Brony, Furry, Otaku, Anon, CoffeeLover, WubWubber, deviant(Artist), amateur baker, PCGamer, RamenNommer, amateur writer, and Asexual. (No, I do not reproduce with myself, it means I'm not sexually attracted to people(although I do still fall in love(insert forever alone/friend zoned meme here( insert parenthesis inception joke here).).).
Also I'm a female. Not like it makes any difference with the list above.

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Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

#20943997
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45812) - you deserved it (8260)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6534) - you deserved it (65204)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16973) - you deserved it (62999)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States



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