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Snowstar
  • Town/Country : -.-, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 987
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Snowstar : Pokémon, Warriors, hard rock music, drawing, animating, all that crap is epic. Say no and I'll use my karate.

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Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

#88303
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I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (1787)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by caitiexob - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27735) - you deserved it (8703)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14757) - you deserved it (9027)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6212) - you deserved it (31709)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)



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