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Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22926) - you deserved it (2031)

On 07/27/2011 at 5:28pm - health - by IIIlibras (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31445) - you deserved it (2116)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7640) - you deserved it (52651) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35149) - you deserved it (1837)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (27371) - you deserved it (3304)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

#16812585 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (29945) - you deserved it (1982)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11569) - you deserved it (24827)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

#16671124 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (31327) - you deserved it (1904)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288 (385)

I agree, your life sucks (53339) - you deserved it (2498)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

#16173982 (101)

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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (30509) - you deserved it (6065)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (8548)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)