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TODAY, I TOOK MAH GIRLFRIEND OF FIVE AND A HALF YERES TO FAMILY DINNER AT A RESTAURANT. AFTER WE ALL HAD FINISHED DESSERT, I GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT MAH GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S RING AND PROPOSED. THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT WAS DEAD SILENT. SHE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN SLOWLY WALKED OUT. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

I AGREED TO LET MY BOYFRIEND COVER EVERY INCH OF MY BODY IN WHIPPED CREAM AN LICK IT OFF. WE WERE BOTH ENJOYING IT UNTIL HIS 9 YEAR OLD SISTER WALKED IN AN STARTED CRYING. FML

#8890644
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On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after ten minutes of squishing mah boobs together 4 mah boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on mah mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

#8737489
143 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with friend's cousin!! After trying to stick his finger up butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me!! I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success!! I ended up having to call friend to help me!! FML

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal . FML

#8588296
129 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

Today,hile losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm . I don't remember much ofhat I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, looool "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
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On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML

#8124338
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah son learned about various animals in school, an how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of mah house is now mah son's territory. real FML

#7981374
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On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

TODAY... I TOLD MAH GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER THAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER. I THEN WENT ON TO TELL HIM I WAS THINKING ABOUT 'POPPING THE CHERRY'... INSTEAD OF 'POPPING THE QUESTION'. FML

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On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I got marrid!! My mothar told ma to stop baing difficult, cuz sha was tha mothar of tha brida, an it was har day to shina!! maga FML

#7845812
160 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I got marrid!! My mothar told ma to stop baing difficult, cuz sha was tha mothar of tha brida, an it was har day to shina!! maga FML

#7845812
160 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgustd, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silencehen he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear."

#7563904
159 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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