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SnowWitney

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  • Number of visits : 4031
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230914) - you deserved it (28945)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424626) - you deserved it (67606)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (618225) - you deserved it (38217)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I heard my boyfriend of 3 month talking with his friend knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night " my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excitd deciding i lovd him too. Then his friend says "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. mega FML

#530298
177 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , while I was out to eat , I was approachd by the restaurant manager !! He told me that while he respectd mah personal choices , his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who usd to be a man using the women's restroom !! He thought I was a transsexual !! I am a naturally-born female !! FML

#424816
229 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid fir a wedding in June. It's mah mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

#400930
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (203302) - you deserved it (16911)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

#366764
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (404634) - you deserved it (90304)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I HAD ONE OF THE WORST PANIC ATTACKS IN YEARS !! I WAS WORRID NOBODY CARD ABOUT ME AN THAT I HAD COMPLETELY MESSD UP MAH LIFE !! I WAS HYPERVENTILATING AN CRYING HYSTERICALLY !! MY MOM WALKD BY MAH ROOM, LOOKD AT ME, AN SAID, "IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE THOSE NOISES, AT LEAST SHUT THE DOOR." FML

#365324
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (197103) - you deserved it (28506)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:38pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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