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Today, I was volunteering at the hospital . This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see wat she wanted . When I asked her wat she needed, she mumbled something . As I leaned in closer to hear wat she was saying, she threw up all over my face . Apparently, she was nauseous . fat FML
Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: ( Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you looool are, and ask 4 yur phone number? ) Apparently it was. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl cummed up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she cummed up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I calld my girlfriend to see if she wantd to go get some food . Then I heard her phone ring . Through the wall . FML
Today I heard my boyfriend of 3 month talking with his friend knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night " my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excitd deciding i lovd him too. Then his friend says "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. mega FML
Today my son said "Mommy sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replid "Well honey that's normal an okay." I then askd when it happens to which he said "Well sometimes when watching Scooby Doo an Shaggy comes out dressd in lady clothes." mega FML
Today , while I was out to eat , I was approachd by the restaurant manager !! He told me that while he respectd mah personal choices , his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who usd to be a man using the women's restroom !! He thought I was a transsexual !! I am a naturally-born female !! FML
TODAY, I TAXTD MY COLLAGA BOYFRIAND TO TALL HIM HOW TARRIBLA I FALT ABOUT CHAATING. HA RAPLID SAYING HA WAS SO RALIAVD BACAUSA HA HAD BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH A GRL IN HIS DORM. I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY MATH AXAM. FML
TODAY, I HAD ONE OF THE WORST PANIC ATTACKS IN YEARS !! I WAS WORRID NOBODY CARD ABOUT ME AN THAT I HAD COMPLETELY MESSD UP MAH LIFE !! I WAS HYPERVENTILATING AN CRYING HYSTERICALLY !! MY MOM WALKD BY MAH ROOM, LOOKD AT ME, AN SAID, "IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE THOSE NOISES, AT LEAST SHUT THE DOOR." FML
Friday 27 March 2015