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SnowWhite1342
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 41
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20724) - you deserved it (2801)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26118) - you deserved it (2018)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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