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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 August 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SnowFangedBeauty : 🌌I'm a nightmare dressed as a daydream🌌
🍎 NYC🍎
👽cute but psycho👽
📷 follow me on ig ~> totally.swanky 📷
🔪 Walking Dead is life🔪
💸 Name's Olgalee💸

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SnowFangedBeauty's favorite FMLs

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

#21168476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34991) - you deserved it (8515)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38978) - you deserved it (3282)

On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML

#21122879
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32668) - you deserved it (12794)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

#21009159
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50610) - you deserved it (26295)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

#2379437
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42433) - you deserved it (4331)

On 05/28/2009 at 5:43pm - health - by HappyBirthday (woman) - United States

Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML

#172580
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53986) - you deserved it (15454)

On 03/01/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by Ashley J. (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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