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About SniperCMB : I'm on the USA rifle team, I model for A&F (along with others), I'm an interior designer/architect... I love animals, hunting, fishing, playing video games, etc.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
Friday 3 July 2015