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SniperCMB
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SniperCMB : I'm on the USA rifle team, I model for A&F (along with others), I'm an interior designer/architect... I love animals, hunting, fishing, playing video games, etc.

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Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27557) - you deserved it (2000)

On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)



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