About SnipeFatPeople : I am a young game designer I guess you can say. I create maps and stories using any different programs, and I'm learning C++ scripting. New England Patriots are my favorite football team. And i love reading FML's.
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by Brit / 12/16/2011 at 3:50am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Animals
by Kara / 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
by 2285morgan / 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by dumped / 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
by anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by newlysingle / 12/14/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Love
by brownunderwear / 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
by neednewdeoderant / 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
by Embarrassed / 12/12/2011 at 8:45am / Germany (Bayern) / Love
by skidmark / 12/08/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an… Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday,… Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then…
- Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…