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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1292
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SnipeFatPeople : I am a young game designer I guess you can say. I create maps and stories using any different programs, and I'm learning C++ scripting. New England Patriots are my favorite football team. And i love reading FML's.

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Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (12573)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36193) - you deserved it (6279)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

#18520750
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29153) - you deserved it (2988)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

#18520705
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35470) - you deserved it (2386)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30932) - you deserved it (5413)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22420) - you deserved it (5285)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25060) - you deserved it (2489)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19954) - you deserved it (25114)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

#18513087
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28589) - you deserved it (2723)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

#18508654
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33005) - you deserved it (11017)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51353) - you deserved it (3072)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22669) - you deserved it (7195)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
164 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

#18495546
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36788) - you deserved it (3918)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

#18493088
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (5629)

On 12/12/2011 at 8:45am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - Germany (Bayern)



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