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SneezyC

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6306
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SneezyC : Uhm, hi. I'm awkward, I like cats, and food. I play trombone, flute, and keyboard. I sneeze, a lot.

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Visits<b>Nick_Pat91</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 12:31pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 8:37am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 2:19am<b>ShimmyWOW</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:29pm<b>SaritaKinKin</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 1:16am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 4:42pm<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:37pm<b>ellymae96</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:48am<b>stangluv</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 9:01pm<b>Sexomancer</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:52pm<b>simplysarcastics</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 3:30am<b>NotAUser</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 11:52pm<b>warsun</b> - the 03/14/2014 at 2:58am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 9:49am<b>Rababco</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 11:37pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 01/31/2014 at 2:00pm<b>Narttu</b> - the 12/06/2013 at 9:28am<b>CaiDog</b> - the 08/05/2013 at 3:03am

Fucked!<b>Kamorka</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 8:19am<b>ellymae96</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:48am

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SneezyC's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

by its still broken / 06/10/2015 at 8:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

by betterthanhodor / 06/03/2015 at 11:46am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML

by Kenny / 01/24/2014 at 2:16am / Nigeria (Lagos) / Work

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

by idiot says pussy / 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

by arsenalfcboy / 01/20/2014 at 4:31am / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

by MommyProblems / 01/19/2014 at 12:17am / United States / Kids

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 1:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

by gimmeafknbreak / 01/17/2014 at 6:59pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy

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Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

by Pop / 01/14/2014 at 9:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

by Anonymous / 01/13/2014 at 2:34am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

by spitball101 / 01/12/2014 at 12:26am / Australia / Love

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2014 at 7:26pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Animals