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Snafuusmc

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5725
  • Number of comments : 410
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Snafuusmc : USMC,Guns,and Asian women. Nuff said.

The names Levi and you somehow stumbled upon my profile. I make friends and haters everyday. So, which are you?

Where to begin? Alright well first I'll start off with some food and as a appetizer I'll go with the Asian chicks. For desert I'll have her cat. Oh and a Togo box please!

Meanwhile! a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest.And like a forest It's easy to lose your way...to get lost...to forget where you came in.


Ohayo gozaimasu! Watashi wa no namae wa Levi desu! O genki desu ka?

Snafuusmc's page activity

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Fucked!<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 11:16pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:25am<b>FMLRITP</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 11:39pm<b>steph2987</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:18am<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:51pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:50am<b>i_lik_tomaters</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 6:19am<b>aguynamednick</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 9:23pm<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 7:50pm<b>monstermatt001</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 2:15am

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Beginner

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Snafuusmc's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 3:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Geek

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

by superfkd / 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

by thebickster / 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous