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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4577
  • Number of comments : 410
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Snafuusmc : USMC,Guns,and Asian women. Nuff said.

The names Levi and you somehow stumbled upon my profile. I make friends and haters everyday. So, which are you?

Where to begin? Alright well first I'll start off with some food and as a appetizer I'll go with the Asian chicks. For desert I'll have her cat. Oh and a Togo box please!

Meanwhile! a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest.And like a forest It's easy to lose your get forget where you came in.

Ohayo gozaimasu! Watashi wa no namae wa Levi desu! O genki desu ka?

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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML


I agree, your life sucks (74436) - you deserved it (12648)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41022) - you deserved it (67673)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16247) - you deserved it (47162)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by thebickster (woman) - United States (Florida)

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