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Snafuusmc

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4027
  • Number of comments : 410
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Snafuusmc : USMC,Guns,and Asian women. Nuff said.

The names Levi and you somehow stumbled upon my profile. I make friends and haters everyday. So, which are you?

Where to begin? Alright well first I'll start off with some food and as a appetizer I'll go with the Asian chicks. For desert I'll have her cat. Oh and a Togo box please!

Meanwhile! a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest.And like a forest It's easy to lose your way...to get lost...to forget where you came in.


Ohayo gozaimasu! Watashi wa no namae wa Levi desu! O genki desu ka?

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Snafuusmc's favorite FMLs

Today, I had just finished an elaborate charcoal drawing as part of a college application that took a good week. When I read over the requirements, I found out it needed to be done in graphite pencil. FML

#19054898
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14587) - you deserved it (33753)

On 02/12/2012 at 5:36am - misc - by Lameartist -

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

#19054485
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22607) - you deserved it (3794)

On 02/12/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by TowelSinger (woman) -

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30362) - you deserved it (5808)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

#19045856
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11397) - you deserved it (42608)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30900) - you deserved it (3067)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (5160)

On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

#19040950
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11816) - you deserved it (31301)

On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

#19040540
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7925) - you deserved it (25505)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32364) - you deserved it (17930)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my "hysterical" badge picture to cheer her up. FML

#19025712
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19021) - you deserved it (2374)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

#19017961
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9047) - you deserved it (30396)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML

#18996569
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25485) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/04/2012 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by dasnich (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

#18976383
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32961) - you deserved it (7141)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17358) - you deserved it (21948)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I had to give my husband a tutorial on how to use jumper cables. Confused and flustered, he requested written instructions. FML

#18975500
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21039) - you deserved it (3194)

On 02/02/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by MM (woman) -



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