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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3230
  • Number of comments : 410
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Snafuusmc : USMC,Guns,and Asian women. Nuff said.

The names Levi and you somehow stumbled upon my profile. I make friends and haters everyday. So, which are you?

Where to begin? Alright well first I'll start off with some food and as a appetizer I'll go with the Asian chicks. For desert I'll have her cat. Oh and a Togo box please!

Meanwhile! a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest.And like a forest It's easy to lose your way...to get lost...to forget where you came in.


Ohayo gozaimasu! Watashi wa no namae wa Levi desu! O genki desu ka?

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Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

#19327159
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7308) - you deserved it (21820)

On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

#19321063
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22922) - you deserved it (7031)

On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9994) - you deserved it (61494)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29206) - you deserved it (19098)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34078) - you deserved it (9337)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27996) - you deserved it (4796)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

#19272838
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24487) - you deserved it (7860)

On 03/13/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21695) - you deserved it (2517)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

#19270798
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25571) - you deserved it (2229)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML

#19254143
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21254) - you deserved it (3807)

On 03/10/2012 at 10:06pm - health - by jmac (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

#19247748
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23641) - you deserved it (2877)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML

#19243809
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20153) - you deserved it (2384)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (2158)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

#19238495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19800) - you deserved it (12103)

On 03/08/2012 at 9:30am - love - by hairy (woman) - Serbia

Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML

#19225860
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29236) - you deserved it (1732)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:57am - work - by Shan007tjuuh (man) - Netherlands



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