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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5611
  • Number of comments : 410
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Snafuusmc : USMC,Guns,and Asian women. Nuff said.

The names Levi and you somehow stumbled upon my profile. I make friends and haters everyday. So, which are you?

Where to begin? Alright well first I'll start off with some food and as a appetizer I'll go with the Asian chicks. For desert I'll have her cat. Oh and a Togo box please!

Meanwhile! a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest.And like a forest It's easy to lose your get forget where you came in.

Ohayo gozaimasu! Watashi wa no namae wa Levi desu! O genki desu ka?

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Snafuusmc's favorite FMLs

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY / 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm / United States / Money

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

by noneedtostress / 03/17/2012 at 11:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

by lizzie1833 / 03/17/2012 at 10:16am / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2012 at 7:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

by Samantha / 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

by lanu / 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML

by jmac / 03/10/2012 at 10:06pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML

by Katie / 03/09/2012 at 1:48am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

by littlekellilee / 03/08/2012 at 11:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

by hairy / 03/08/2012 at 9:30am / Serbia / Love

Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML

by Shan007tjuuh / 03/06/2012 at 3:57am / Netherlands / Work