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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2826
  • Number of comments : 410
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Snafuusmc : USMC,Guns,and Asian women. Nuff said.

The names Levi and you somehow stumbled upon my profile. I make friends and haters everyday. So, which are you?

Where to begin? Alright well first I'll start off with some food and as a appetizer I'll go with the Asian chicks. For desert I'll have her cat. Oh and a Togo box please!

Meanwhile! a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest.And like a forest It's easy to lose your way...to get lost...to forget where you came in.


Ohayo gozaimasu! Watashi wa no namae wa Levi desu! O genki desu ka?

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Liked!<b>monstermatt001</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 2:15am

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Snafuusmc's favorite FMLs

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I agree, your life sucks (20368) - you deserved it (1862)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

#19399944
194 comments

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

#19399290
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18474) - you deserved it (4118)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (9313)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

#19384586
78 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 9:00pm - work - by Bashit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

#19382117
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17648) - you deserved it (1967)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

#19373619
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21297) - you deserved it (2345)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

#19368878
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15410) - you deserved it (5896)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6375) - you deserved it (34477)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML

#19354471
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18920) - you deserved it (1928)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my roommate and I realised our freezer hasn't been working for days. This would be slightly less awful if she hadn't been storing dead rats for her pet snakes in there. Let's just say the smell is interesting. FML

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39450) - you deserved it (12191)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

#19334312
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21072) - you deserved it (2917)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (1753)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)



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