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About Snafuusmc : USMC,Guns,and Asian women. Nuff said.
The names Levi and you somehow stumbled upon my profile. I make friends and haters everyday. So, which are you?
Where to begin? Alright well first I'll start off with some food and as a appetizer I'll go with the Asian chicks. For desert I'll have her cat. Oh and a Togo box please!
Meanwhile! a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest.And like a forest It's easy to lose your way...to get lost...to forget where you came in.
Ohayo gozaimasu! Watashi wa no namae wa Levi desu! O genki desu ka?
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Friday 28 August 2015