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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1673
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Snackycake : Heyy I wuv u, and u, oh and U:)

I like:
Anime
Music(mainly metal)
Video games
Violence
Funny people
Sleep
Human flesh
Food
Tiny, fluffy things
Yaoi

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Snackycake's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23012) - you deserved it (2444)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

#19562059
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18884) - you deserved it (4470)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9653) - you deserved it (18084)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25293) - you deserved it (9448)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

#18911929
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24388) - you deserved it (5412)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

#18528339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24712) - you deserved it (2188)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (3120)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24857) - you deserved it (2747)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30307) - you deserved it (4639)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37995) - you deserved it (5254)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130133) - you deserved it (7321)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (76889)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

#14406610
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33058) - you deserved it (4678)

On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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