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Snackycake

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3364
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Snackycake : I like:
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Snackycake's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25913) - you deserved it (2701)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

#19562059
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21501) - you deserved it (4822)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10933) - you deserved it (20306)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28092) - you deserved it (10010)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

#18911929
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27501) - you deserved it (5787)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

#18528339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27701) - you deserved it (2399)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35823) - you deserved it (3363)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25229) - you deserved it (2775)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33380) - you deserved it (4967)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41109) - you deserved it (5560)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143181) - you deserved it (8131)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18276) - you deserved it (80867)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

#14406610
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33506) - you deserved it (4706)

On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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