Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Smurple6

Offline (the 10/23/2014 at 6:09am) | Search for a member

Smurple6

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4255
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Smurple6's page activity

Visits<b>Welshite</b> - the 11/19/2013 at 12:13am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 11:15pm<b>Faith13</b> - the 08/14/2013 at 12:05pm<b>Asdruben22</b> - the 08/14/2013 at 11:29am<b>assassinbanana0</b> - the 08/08/2013 at 7:19pm<b>30361</b> - the 08/03/2013 at 1:58am<b>SolarFlare</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 4:43am<b>zeropointnine</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 2:33pm<b>carleybeak</b> - the 06/08/2013 at 5:19pm<b>robbie12321</b> - the 02/16/2013 at 7:43pm

Smurple6's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Smurple6's badges

Smurple6's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (619996) - you deserved it (38243)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1197902) - you deserved it (126917)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

#47505
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52433) - you deserved it (6165)

On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: