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Smosh_Girl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Smosh_Girl : Hey! Welcome to my profile. Well either you're stalking it or saw it randomly.... Whatever. Sometimes I can be a grammar nazi.... So yeah... I LOVE SMOSH!!!!

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Visits<b>InfernoVivo</b> - the 09/01/2013 at 3:56pm<b>xSlim</b> - the 08/22/2013 at 7:08pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 08/10/2013 at 7:29am<b>maxymum7</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 7:46pm<b>FMLandFYL2_xoxo</b> - the 06/16/2013 at 11:33am

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Smosh_Girl's favorite FMLs

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

by anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 12:41am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

by Anonymous / 06/01/2013 at 3:51am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2013 at 12:32am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

by scared-straight / 05/27/2013 at 12:05am / United States / Animals

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

by LaurenB / 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health