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About SmokinGuns : I'm 19 years old. Just a crazy and mysterious girl. I love playing Xbox and listening to music. Don't mind me, I'm blazed.

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Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML


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Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML


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