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SmokinGuns
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
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  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SmokinGuns : I'm 19 years old. Just a crazy and mysterious girl. I love playing Xbox and listening to music. Don't mind me, I'm blazed.

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Today, once again I was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35301) - you deserved it (3646)

On 03/22/2014 at 3:18am - misc - by Jen__ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

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On 03/21/2014 at 7:42pm - misc - by BMTH2296 (man) - United States

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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On 03/21/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML

#21092507
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40607) - you deserved it (7967)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:09am - health - by SeriouslyMakeItStop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I met a really nice couple at a bar. We talked and the conversation eventually drifted towards online dating. I casually commented that hooking up through the internet was sad and pathetic. Turns out they met on Myspace. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 4:43am - love - by bigmouth (man) - United States (California)



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