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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 May 1957 (59 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12982
  • Number of comments : 477
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SmittyJA24 : Retired football player; now I play golf, smoke cigars, drink fine whisky, skinny-dip in the Caribbean and enjoy life.

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Visits<b>TheFlyingP3nguin</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 11:21pm<b>MrEldritch</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 8:01am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 7:06pm<b>naw</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 5:39pm<b>jp_boards</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 6:04pm<b>Tank241</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 1:50pm<b>night_and_day</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 11:02pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 6:48pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 3:09pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 1:54pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 10:30am<b>Sj1147</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 10:25am<b>XxMuFaSaxX</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 9:08pm<b>pepeneki</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 8:02am<b>gabbertz</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 11:54pm<b>monicalmao</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 4:12pm<b>dillonfi</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 1:43pm<b>SouL_WraitH</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 9:47pm

Fucked!<b>night_and_day</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 5:02am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 7:55pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 5:59pm<b>Sj1147</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 4:25pm<b>jp_boards</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 5:12pm<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 12:26pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:09pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:13am<b>PowerNote</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:55pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 8:05pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 7:50pm<b>Eivana</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:30pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 6:05am<b>TypoFairy</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 5:46am

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Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML

Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML

by Natsert99 / 12/08/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML

by Al Staten / 12/06/2016 at 5:03pm / Work

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

by CloroxDoggo / 11/23/2016 at 7:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my class and I were discussing our country's relationship with other countries. One person stated that the French have never done anything for us. A classmate took that moment to chime in and ask, "I thought the French gave us that giant statue of the Mona Lisa?" He was dead serious. FML

by crazymentalblond / 11/17/2016 at 6:47am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

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Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML

by anonymous / 11/10/2016 at 9:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML

by daughter in law / 11/08/2016 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML

by ANON / 09/21/2016 at 10:09am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

by grossed out / 09/21/2016 at 5:21am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call from my employers wanting to ask why I had a no call, no show for today. My supervisor reported me for not showing up to work. It's my day off, and also my birthday. FML

by polkadotpinup / 09/16/2016 at 1:22pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML

by hahatofunny / 09/13/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that my 12 yr old daughter had to get in the driver's seat to order from the drive-thru. FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after 2 years and 5 months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML

by Lonile13 / 09/06/2016 at 11:28pm / Philippines / Intimacy

Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML

by KayIsKiwi99 / 08/29/2016 at 3:00pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I overheard two classmates wondering who Joan of Arc was. They agreed among themselves that she had to be the wife of Noah. We're in college. FML

by Emmereen / 08/22/2016 at 10:21pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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