About SmittyJA24 : Retired football player; now I play golf, smoke cigars, drink fine whisky, skinny-dip in the Caribbean and enjoy life.
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by Emmereen / 08/22/2016 at 10:21pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by chewsef / 08/08/2016 at 11:22pm / United States (California) / Money
by meltingturtle / 08/01/2016 at 11:25pm / Love
Today, I had to spend two hours in the car with my mother. That doesn't sound so bad until you realize she's the kind of person who can, and did, spend nearly half an hour ranting about how the Big Beautiful Woman porn niche is the root of obesity in America. FML
by Toroka / 07/29/2016 at 2:59pm / Love
Today, I found out why my husband doesn't want me to go to the doc. It's not because of the reasonable copay. It's because he has let 3 other women use my insurance to give birth, in the last 4 years. They are all his. FML
by NoDocVisit / 07/26/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Jaraxxus / 07/26/2016 at 5:45am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 2:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML
by loserman67 / 07/18/2016 at 8:04am / Intimacy
by Foolish / 07/18/2016 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 5:34am / Canada (Manitoba) / Work