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About SmilingMonsterCB : Nothing more than your average teen. I'm an otaku, I love playing video games (Nintendo 64 is my favorite system) and I like watching random youtube videos, watching old cartoons (Animaniacs is ALL) and coming on this site. :B
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Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015