About Smile_Bitches : I love to listen to music. I adore piercings, and I am a military brat.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Smile_Bitches's favorite FMLs
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
by awesome / 04/11/2009 at 1:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead…