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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 701
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Smile_Bitches : I love to listen to music. I adore piercings, and I am a military brat.

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Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39342) - you deserved it (13733)

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