About Smile_Bitches : I love to listen to music. I adore piercings, and I am a military brat.
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Smile_Bitches's favorite FMLs
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
by awesome / 04/11/2009 at 1:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…