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SmileManda
  • Town/Country : Germany.
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

#8238401 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (19134) - you deserved it (2129)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (23212) - you deserved it (1540)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (26839) - you deserved it (3191)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

#7981374 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (22070) - you deserved it (1608)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873 (446)

I agree, your life sucks (80739) - you deserved it (8451)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)



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