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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 926
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

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216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23523) - you deserved it (17025)

On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

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349 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39677) - you deserved it (2031)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9097) - you deserved it (94383) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

#17512711
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23575) - you deserved it (2387)

On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

#17488999
201 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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116 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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196 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
237 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

#17447150
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23298) - you deserved it (27028)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46508) - you deserved it (4850)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28112) - you deserved it (3908)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML

#17376704
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27366) - you deserved it (2442)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:42am - work - by jhftrainer23 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)



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