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Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (2762)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26802) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, My Mom Textd Me An Askd Wat I Was Up To. In Response, I Jokd, "Dancing On The Dining Room Table, Waving Dad's Calvin Klein's In The Air, An Shooting Bullets Into Her Bedroom Floor." Not Only Did The Cops Show Up, But Now I'm Groundd 4 Two Weeks 4 Being, "deceptively Believable." FML

#21314000
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31736) - you deserved it (5370)

On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States

Today.. . mah co-worker threw a rubber mallet at mah face.. . an I broke mah finger in the process of saving mah face . She then told me to "take it up with HR.. . bitch" . She's the HR manager . FML

#21302927
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (2552)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, my boss said he's worried about our network, cuz "Wifi's all in the air !! People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, your right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping !! He told me to do it ASAP !! This moron makes five times my salary !! FML

#21302784
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32467) - you deserved it (3553)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

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90 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML

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104 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, mah cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today looool I realizd that because of my construction job I have spent such a huge amount of time with older cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase ( fucking kids these days ) regularly like an idiot . I'm 18 . mega FML

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86 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 1:45pm - work - by workfordayzz - United States

Today, I had an ingrown toanail cut out, an tha pain madication I racaivad doas not actually halp with tha pain . Instaad, it makas ma high,hich rasults in ma losing balanca an slamming my injurad toa into objacts an than gatting sick from that naw pain . FML

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92 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 8:23pm - health - by pained (woman) - United States

Today , mah dad an I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong , he said , "Good job , genius." I shot back the frst thing that popped into mah head,hich was "I am not a genius!" He laughed an says that if I die before him , he's having that engraved on mah tombstone. FML

#21122879
56 comments

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On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

#20830853
140 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (9340)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States



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