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About Smeelover27 : Call me Paul Revere cause I'd like to give you a midnight ride.
No wonder they were called the Intolerable Acts! I wouldn't be able to handle it if there were a tax on your sugar.
I'm so glad that the Prohibition was repealed, because I'm drunk on you.
You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every Article of your clothing on.
This must be the 1900s because my train has some goods that I'd like to deliver down south.
Are you 19th century California? Cause I'll explore you all night long for gold.
Just ask Thomas Payne; dating me is Common Sense!
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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014