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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 986
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29964) - you deserved it (3052)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

#19588733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14112) - you deserved it (3308)

On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18818) - you deserved it (4146)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (4734)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (7420)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

#18966203
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24437) - you deserved it (5251)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23120) - you deserved it (3376)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31189) - you deserved it (2955)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7917) - you deserved it (38037)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25896) - you deserved it (2266)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24971) - you deserved it (13819)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28280) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28280) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28280) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)



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