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Smartdumbblonde

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Smartdumbblonde

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5492
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Smartdumbblonde : o hi I'm Amanda 🌚 I'm just your average teen who's glued to her phone screen. Just someone who sits around her room, listening to too loud music, or watching supernatural. I used to be optimistic, but society is making me pessimistic. Sometimes I try to be poetic, writing stories, and even poetry. Too lame to be rad, but too rad to be lame. Instagram: @self_destructiive
wanna talk? kik: i_lovePierceTheVeil . Pip pip ta do da lee do, run along now and remember Cockadoodledo the cow says moo and that is all.

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Visits<b>NAH2000</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:52pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 6:15pm<b>Anti_Sora</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 1:49pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:32pm<b>ZeroDark30</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 1:55am<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 11:44pm<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:41pm<b>SixxAM</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 4:34am<b>gronkmonsta87</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 9:37pm<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:40pm<b>prodigy57271</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:49pm<b>george00</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:13pm<b>moron011</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 10:25pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:34am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:36pm<b>dinkibus</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:10am<b>braver7315</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:26pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 2:57pm

Fucked!<b>NAH2000</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:27pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:37am<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:39am<b>somethingstupd</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:47am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:49am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:04am<b>naw</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 11:07pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:51pm<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:22pm<b>zack1717</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:44am<b>Hunter4413</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 3:36am

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Smartdumbblonde's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

#21151109
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49640) - you deserved it (35251)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

#21147237
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49893) - you deserved it (4241)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

#21142020
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45715) - you deserved it (9665)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44675) - you deserved it (16710)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML

#21132642
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38167) - you deserved it (43899)

On 05/06/2014 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45961) - you deserved it (5969)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML

#21125158
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53255) - you deserved it (4268)

On 04/28/2014 at 9:35am - work - by brerj09 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

#21124489
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39561) - you deserved it (4918)

On 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

#21122867
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54220) - you deserved it (10777)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

#21100221
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46056) - you deserved it (3730)

On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, once again I was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML

#21093234
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39603) - you deserved it (4309)

On 03/22/2014 at 3:18am - misc - by Jen__ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

#21091119
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40540) - you deserved it (5349)

On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

#21090883
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46369) - you deserved it (3674)

On 03/19/2014 at 2:14pm - misc - by donttouchmyhair (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

#21088237
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45155) - you deserved it (6119)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)



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