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About Smartdumbblonde : Happy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama.. hii I'm Amanda, and I love bands and YouTubers😊 I could say so much about myself, but I heard that's being conceited ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ wanna talk? kik: i_lovePierceTheVeil . Pip pip ta do da lee do, run along now and remember Cockadoodledo the cow says moo and that is all.
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Friday 22 May 2015