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About Smartdumbblonde : Happy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. hii I'm Amanda, and I love bands😊 wanna talk? kik: i_lovePierceTheVeil . Pip pip ta do da lee do, run along now and remember Cockadoodledo the cow says moo and that is all.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Yesterday, I laughed at mah grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. ( What are u going to do, nibble me to death? ) is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML
today as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML
Taday I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of mah patients. I told the little grl's mother that she looool needed her flu shots. When the grl heard this she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, my college did a fre drill, an instructions were given by intercom in English an Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English an Mexican, why say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, an he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents r related. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015