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Smartdumbblonde

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3825
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Smartdumbblonde : Happy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. hii I'm Amanda, and I love bands😊 wanna talk? kik: i_lovePierceTheVeil . Pip pip ta do da lee do, run along now and remember Cockadoodledo the cow says moo and that is all.

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Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (11263)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I laughed at mah grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. ( What are u going to do, nibble me to death? ) is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

#21280619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28959) - you deserved it (11797)

On 10/18/2014 at 7:05pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend jerking off tohat I thought was porn on his phone . He was actually beating it to Siri's voice . FML

#21280577
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37018) - you deserved it (3455)

On 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by fizzie101 - United States (California)

Today... I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie... he'll climb up yur pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I was having sex with mah boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decidd to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36290) - you deserved it (5246)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in mah new house. They did decide that mah cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

#21271461
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43289) - you deserved it (2520)

On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)

Yesterday the guy I really like acknowledged my existence 4 the first time . Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc" . FML

#21271187
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35148) - you deserved it (3475)

On 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30237) - you deserved it (3836)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of mah patients. I told the little grl's mother that she looool needed her flu shots. When the grl heard this she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (3934)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today , I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38526) - you deserved it (3382)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my college did a fre drill, an instructions were given by intercom in English an Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English an Mexican, why say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, an he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents r related. real FML

#21257016
77 comments

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On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... wile eating cotton candy... a drunk person cummed up to me an said ( HEY! COTTON CANDY! ) And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36451) - you deserved it (2703)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41046) - you deserved it (9522)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)



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