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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3071
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Smartdumbblonde : Hey stalker! ;D I like watching YouTube, listening to music, and writing poems and stuff. I am an antisocial kitteh who loves bands ^ω^. I love bands like ptv, sws, bvb, bmth, om&m, Chelsea grin, Hollywood undead, suicide silence, and other bands like them. My kik is i_lovePierceTheVeil and my snapchat is ayeitsamandaaaa if you wanna talk, or you can message me, I just won't reply back as quickly. I have Instagram ( bringmethe_tacos__andbands_ & self_destructiive__ ) so you can follow me if ya wanna. Pip pip ta do da lee do run along now and remember Cockadoodledo the cow says moo and that is all🌈

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Smartdumbblonde's favorite FMLs

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

#21280619
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28914) - you deserved it (11778)

On 10/18/2014 at 7:05pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

#21280577
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36741) - you deserved it (3439)

On 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by fizzie101 - United States (California)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35543) - you deserved it (5157)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

#21271461
90 comments

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On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, the guy I really like acknowledged my existence for the first time. Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc". FML

#21271187
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35083) - you deserved it (3471)

On 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
249 comments

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On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
89 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
97 comments

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On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36821) - you deserved it (3205)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

#21257016
78 comments

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On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36400) - you deserved it (2701)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41006) - you deserved it (9506)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML



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