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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

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